Babies...

I have never really liked babies in general. I think its weird that they have the same muscle systems I do but they insist on hitting themselves in the face and making choo-choos in their pants. Today though baby fever swept our house. Our laundry lady brought her twin 3 month olds to work. They are so tiny and they have matching gigantic foreheads. Like baby Klingons. It makes me wonder if I am cut out for fatherhood. I did baby-sit for my friend Keith the other day and I was completely exhausted. I don't know how parents do it. I want a baby but none of the work. Kind of like how I want a wife but don't always want to be in a relationship. Time will tell I guess maybe someday I will grow up and be a big boy.